It's been a while
Hey there gentle viewers! I am sorry for the delay in posts, but I have been lazy.
Nothing really exciting has happened to me in the last few days. I did get to relax, so I guess I can count my blessings. Although I am feeling a little better, I think the late nights are catching up with me. I Also have decided that Rachel is insane,( just throwing that in there). I am happy to be back in the land of the living. It's nice here with all the living people and things around.
On with the blog...
I have decided to look back in reflection on the resolutions that I made and don't plan on keeping.
1. I promised myself that I would build that flesh eating robot to unleash on the WB. Although this seemed like a good idea at the time, I have since decided that it might be against the law, cause it is kinda murder and such....Darn. I still think they deserve a small robot of the non flesh eating variety...maybe it can just set other TV show sets on fire or something.
2. I also planned on getting into shape this year, loosing the weight and eating healthier...but I like chocolate. I cannot give up my chocolate...and I cannot give up the bad foods that I enjoy so much. Maybe if I didn't eat and only exercised I could loose all that weight! Then I could enjoy it for like the month that I am still alive.
3. I promised that I would devote more of my time to this blog....well...I think that this resolution is going fairly well.
4. I also wanted to be in a play this year, we will see how the auditions go for the next couple of months. I hope that I do well, I really miss being in theater. I also wanted to start back up with my singing lessons. I think that it would help improve my voice, cause I seem to be sucking lately.
5. Robots...oh wait, we already covered that.
6. Stalk Sarah, I think I have this covered, but I do have Becky's help with it if I fail to do my best. And Sarah, if you see this...I miss you!
7. Stalk Joss whedon. Cause really, who wouldn't.
Ok well I think that covers everything, I hope that you all do better with your resolutions. I also hope that they find an invention to get rid of stuck cheese on plates....cause that stuff is hard to get off!
Pork and Beans!
posted by Unknown @ 8:02 AM
3 Comments:
Rachel, I agree with Natalie, you are insane, yet hysterically funny. And what do you mean by "the fiance formerly known as Tim?" Does this mean that you only refer to him as "Fiance" or does it mean that Tim no longer exists in this dimension? It is a puzzler to me. And you are a walking contridiction. First you say that you want us to check out Tim and then you retract your offer. I really think this to be quite rude. Have you no compasion on those less fortunate than you who do not have a fiance? Where's the love? I mean if polygamy was still being practiced and Natalie and I were starving women with no home and no one to care for us, would you be willing to share your husband, Tim, with us? Are you so uncaring that you would leave Natalie and I to die alone in the cold? Shame, Shame, Shame on both your houses (considering you have two houses, you glutinous Woman!)
On a completely side note, I really think that we should go ahead with that robot idea. Oh and my own resolutions are as thus:
1. The robot thing.
2. Stalk James Marsters, and then marry him.
3. Stalk Joss Whedon behind James's back.
4. Check out Tim...'s blog.
5. Become thin and beautimus before the convention.
6. Pass Spanish.
7. Form a hord/league of supervillians whose pure intent is to abuse the english language and grammar using Joss Whedon as a model.
8. Become a plus size model.
9. Discover the source of that smell in my house.
10. Become as cool as Natalie.
Stalking James is defintely on the to do list ;-P
Becky! you think I am cool? I feel so...well..cool! Robot thing is a favorite of everyone. I think we should do it.
Oh, and I want to stalk and marry James too! We can share him, since Rachel probably won't share Tim with us when we have to become polygamists...rude.
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