Death by Caffeine!!!
This is a picture of my coffin...when I die...of Caffeine OD.
Symptoms of Caffeine OD:
- Difficulty sleeping
- Muscle twitching
- Confusion
- In and out of consciousness
- Increased urination
- Increased thirst
- Death
- Fever
- Difficulty breathing
- Vomiting
- Diarrhea
- Irregular heartbeat
- Rapid heart beat
- Convulsions
My favorite one is Death, followed Closely by Confusion. LOL! Confusion!!!!!
posted by Unknown @ 9:14 AM
12 Comments:
first off, that picture with the coffin, has to be the sweetest thing in the world. Hands down. But yea, I was just here when she discovered the symptoms, and I thought it was hilarious, and since she commented on my blog, I thought I'd return the favor, cause Bubba Q. is cool like that....yea. In case you're wondering, I work with her, which means I'm cool........I think
I like Dr. Pepper.
Wow. Did you make this up Nat or did you discover this on your own because I'm thinking Dr. Pepper=Bad. It might be just me though, so take a poll and the most votes is the right answer. I don't prefer caffine, unless absolutely necessary, avoid at all costs. I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep now, or back to work, either one.
I love you NATALIE Q. SKINS!
how DARE you denounce the name of caffeine!! Ok, so the symptoms don't exactly look positive, but honestly, have you ever seen anyone die from OD, only one I've seen is confused...and that was Natalie so it probably wasn't because of caffeine. But the point is caffeine is like freakin magic juice, it makes you happy and deprives you of sleep, which usually turns out to be real fun the next day.
HEY! I am not usually confused!!!......maybe....
And Becky, I found these on the internet under a health website thingy.
Caffeine icky...Dr. Pepper icky, all brown drinks icky. Don't die Natalie, dying, I think it's bad for your health or something, so just don't do it. And you found more random people that I believe cannot exist cuz I don't know them...yay for you!
HEY, I so totally exist, that's not even cool.....Sarah? I have a niece named Sarah...which has nothing to do with anything. But the point is, I exist, I mean, don't I have to exist to comment on a blog, it's not like I'm some evil super virus AI trying to take over the world while pretending to be human by commenting on blogs.....I mean, you didn't see that *waves hand* you just forgot everything, eeeeeverything!
Ha! The Shibby gets to exist just cuz of what they said right there. See now E, you could have existed much earlier if you had said something amazing like that, instead of denying your non-existence. And also, I very much love the twilight zone...and not existing, doesn't sound too bad cuz then ya know...nothing is my fault. I didn't end the world like I plan to do in the future...I couldn't have, I don't exist! Bum bum bum! Now there's a thriller for ya E.
Um, I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?
Yes, your excused. Anyone else??
I get to exist now? This is so totally cool. I mean, it's not like I didn't before...I think. I'm confused, tired, sore and sunburnt, and Natalie is giving me evil chips that try to stab me. I'm serious, I think I'm going to faint now due to loss of blood. Someone...help.....get.....stretcher.....
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