Bow before me! I truly Kill the best!!!
They said it couldn't be done, they said that it was "impossible"..."She'd never accept it". She would "never even watch an episode". They were wrong....Rachel Wilkinson...has become (drum roll) A Buffy Freak. Yes, I Natalie Ashton have achieved the impossible, I got Rachel to not only watch a Buffy episode, but like it. One year ago today I had already planted the Buffy seed. I showed Rachel one clip...yes...just one. That one little clip sparked Rachels interest into the Buffyverse...she began to ask "who is that bleached blonde god of a man?" (or something like that) Or "What did they mean by that?" "Who is Glory?" "why do they hate each other?"and "what is the first?". With these questions she started to learn more, and more. Then came the day when she actually watched her first episode...I remember it very well.
Rachel went on to watch several episodes with my guidance, until that wonderful day came when I came home...and Rachel was watching Buffy on her own. She even speaks the Buffy lingo, uses Buffy words. *sniff....It was nice to know that I helped her on her Buffy Road. Then Rachel decided to go the next step and watch Buffy starting with season one all the way to season seven. After many months...or just two, She has done it!!! Achieved her goal... now she is actually watching the Angel series starting with Angel season one.
But, the real reason for my posting about how I have created yet another Buffy watcher is...(Trumpets! Drums! Gongs! Other really loud musical instruments!)
RACHEL IS GOING TO THE HOUSTON SLAYER CONVENTION!!!!!!
I am quite proud of myself and my way of taking people such as Rachel, who think that the show is stupid or annoying...then turn them into convention attenders. I am the best! Now you should all recognize the power that I hold!!! BOW!!! And comment on how cool I am to achieve the "Impossible"!!!!!
I just want to add a small note here to say how very proud of Rachel I am...*Sniff :) I am so happy for you!!!! Your the best! And your going to have sooo much fun at the C ON!!!!
Rachel went on to watch several episodes with my guidance, until that wonderful day came when I came home...and Rachel was watching Buffy on her own. She even speaks the Buffy lingo, uses Buffy words. *sniff....It was nice to know that I helped her on her Buffy Road. Then Rachel decided to go the next step and watch Buffy starting with season one all the way to season seven. After many months...or just two, She has done it!!! Achieved her goal... now she is actually watching the Angel series starting with Angel season one.
But, the real reason for my posting about how I have created yet another Buffy watcher is...(Trumpets! Drums! Gongs! Other really loud musical instruments!)
RACHEL IS GOING TO THE HOUSTON SLAYER CONVENTION!!!!!!
I am quite proud of myself and my way of taking people such as Rachel, who think that the show is stupid or annoying...then turn them into convention attenders. I am the best! Now you should all recognize the power that I hold!!! BOW!!! And comment on how cool I am to achieve the "Impossible"!!!!!
I just want to add a small note here to say how very proud of Rachel I am...*Sniff :) I am so happy for you!!!! Your the best! And your going to have sooo much fun at the C ON!!!!
posted by Unknown @ 9:07 AM
5 Comments:
You r really the best, buffy fans club have a new member thanks to you!!
Althougth buffy quality helped you a little bit!
see ya
WHAT IN THE FREAKING WORLD?!? I HATE YOU ALL! RACHEL IS GOING TO THE CON AND I HAD TO FIND OUT ON A BLOG?!? I SAW RACHEL YESTERDAY AND SHE SAID NOTHING, NOTHING! YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CALL ME SO THAT I MAY TOO CELEBRATE IN THE HAPPINESS THAT IS RACHEL'S CON GOING?!? BURN! BURN I SAY TO YOU! I HOPE THAT YOU ARE HAPPY!
oh and good job Nat on the liquifying of Rachel's brain to accept Buffy and the Buffyverse. You are a Goddess and that is all there is to it. Oh and you are ridiculously funny. I bow to you, you kill the best.
Retraction of Bowing:
I retract my bow to you, because I understand that Rachel is not going to the Con and therefore you are not a Goddess who has accomplished the unaccomplihsable and there for you do NOT kill the best. So, I stand up right with not the slightest angle in my stance as I stare down at the top of your head because I am so ridiculously tall.
Hey Natalie! I'm commenting on your blog aren't I the coolest? Grand job with comforming Rachel, soon we shall conform the entire world! All shall love and bow to the greatness that is Buffy! I'm already working on Mike, he has come to accept and almost like many of my shows since he's forced to watch them from his place at the comp, so I'm doing my job to the best of my abilities. Lots of loves!
Sarah! I am graced with the presence of Sarah? How lucky am I?
Oh, and who said that you could stop with the bowing Becky??? I got her hooked on the show even if she isn't coming to the convention!!!
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